Sunday, April 29, 2007

When did George Steinbrenner take over the Patriots?

By Steven Lienert
The Phanatic Magazine

After sleeping on it, I finally figured out why the Eagles drafted Kevin Kolb.

They obviously had inside information that Randy Moss was about to become a Patriot, so they figured the 2007 season was washout anyway.

If it's possible to win a Lombardi Trophy in April, the New England Patriots have accomplished it.

Sports Illustrated has already starting running commercials for fans to get their 2007 and 2008 New England Patriots Super Bowl Champions commemorative DVD's with any paid subscription.

Coach Bill Belichick liked coaching the AFC Pro-Bowl team so much last season, he decided to make them all Pats.

Wide receiver Kevin Curtis, the Birds' answer to the departure of Donte Stallworth (who went to the Pats), would have to battle just to make New England's roster.

Oh, wait a second.... this just in... The Phanatic has learned the Patriots just acquired Reggie Bush from the Saints in exchange for an old Corey Dillon jersey.

I blame all this on Peyton Manning. If he didn't rally the Colts past the Pats in last year's AFC championship game, the Patriots would have won another Super Bowl and not gone all Yankees on the NFL.

Maybe the Eagles should consider putting Donovan McNabb on the IR for the season and let Kolb earn his wings. After today, the end result seems like a foregone conclusion.
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