Sunday, March 26, 2006

Public Enemy No. 1


By Steve Lienert <stevelienert@hotmail.com>

Jim Johnson better find a way to keep T.O. out of the end zone when Dallas comes to the Linc this season.

If not, Mayor Street might have to call in the National Guard.

If T.O. scores, you know he is going to make a bee-line for the Eagle at midfield. Who on the Eagles is tough enough to stop him from desecrating the Bird? Jeremiah Trotter is his boy. The receiving corps would stand there giggling like schoolgirls. Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia wouldn't stand up to him when they had a chance.

B-Dawk is the only player on the team that would take umbrage, but how much support would he get? I have to think the chances of a few fans that would be really upset -- Tie Domi squirting water over the glass upset -- would love a shot at stopping that prick from celebrating at midfield.

That Eagle means more to us than it does to most players on the team. Wouldn't be sweet if Philly cops turned the other way for just a few seconds? For a little old-school street justice?

Let a few of us protect the Eagle. T.O. wouldn't get past the 30-yard line.

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